Fat-wallet syndrome, aka "Wallet Sciatica"

Fat walletThis is my wallet from several years ago. Despite the rise of smart phones and free cloud storage, every wallet I've had looks like this, bloated with small bills and useless paper.

Last month, the outside of my right leg started going numb just above the knee. It appears I have a condition called "Wallet Sciatica". My ass nerve is compressed and causing a horrible scene. Today I gave up wallets forever. Update soon...